Pet Peeve #43: People who do not park between the lines.

O to the M to the G!!!!!!!!!!!!! Parking outside of the given lines is just selfish! When people do not park between the lines it just messes up everything. Yes, your car is parked. Good job. However, no one can park next to you, or they have to risk their life trying to get out of their car. How disrespectful!!!!!!!! When I see a car parked next to me outside of the given lines it just means, “Mess my car up as needed”. Are you REALLY serious?!?! You cannot park next to someone and give them 3 inches to get out of the driver’s side. You also cannot also them to be kool with it and climb out of the passenger side door. Just writing about this is getting me all flustered and what not. Ugh! I am a peaceful person, and we at The Chronicles of Boston promote nonviolence, but if someone does not park between the lines and gives you no room to get out, do what you got to do. Handle your business! If you see them say, STOP IT! UGH! And then add a drop kick.

Pet Peeve #34: People who need a ride but are never ready when you show up.

Seriously, all non drivers in need of a ride. Be ready when your ride pulls up and STOP making them wait. STOP IT! UGH!

Pet Peeve #29: People with electric wheelchairs who ride in the driving lane.

Without question, I always have sympathy for anyone who has limited mobility. HOWEVER, that love will immediately go in the trash when I see someone with an electric wheelchair in the driving lane intended for cars. I go from 0 to 200 in half a second. Whenever I see an electric wheelchair in the driving lane, I look for a sidewalk. If there is no sidewalk, I totally understand why they are in the driving lane. BUT, if there is a perfectly clean sidewalk I am so heated. An electric wheelchair and a car are not on the same level. Ok. Few reasons why I need electric wheelchairs not to drive along with cars…

1) It is too dangerous.

2) An electric wheelchair can never maintain the speed of the flow of traffic.

3) That is so disrespectful and I feel like you are testing the gangster of every driver on the road.

Yes, share the road, but be wise how you share the road. If a car can not drive on the sidewalk, I need people operating an electric wheelchair to stay in their lane known as the sidewalk (when present) and STOP IT! UGH!

Pet Peeve #24: People who gift wrap cards.

The only person I know to do this is my mother, but I am sure there are more people in the world who commit this heinous crime. I do not think I alone should have to go through this, so I am writing this pet peeve to help everyone. I mean…..like…………listen………..seriously. It is a card (straight face). Cards are not meant to be gift wrapped. It comes with its own distinct packaging called, (music please) “The envelope”. I know it is the holiday season and we wrap presents, but not cards! Having to unwrap a card is a traumatic experience. So in the spirit of Christmas, STOP IT! UGH!