Pet Peeve #25: People whose breath smells so bad you can smell it while their mouth is closed.

On several occasions, I have been enjoying life and minding my own business while I was attacked off guard by bad breath. It just smells as if someone is cooking dog crap in 100 degree weather. My initial response is nothing, but a sheer reaction of this unlawful smell. I immediately began looking to see if I stepped in dog crap while I am saying and thinking, “What the Duck is that”! Amazingly my eyes always single out one person in a crowd. Their mouth is closed so my eyes wander to find this “Bad Breath Attacker”, but my eyes return to the first person, Suspect #1. The problem with Suspect #1 is that their mouth is closed. After arguing with my eyes, I walk closer to Suspect #1 without knowing I am putting my life in danger. I never got face to face with Suspect #1 because the smell was so bad; however, I am able to draw the conclusion that Suspect #1 with the closed mouth is the “Bad Breath Attacker”. Why should everyone be able to smell your breath with your mouth closed? With a scent that awful, Suspect #1 knew their mouth was living a sinful life. That has unquestionably taken foul to the next level, and no matter what you do, you can’t hide your breath. I personally think the bad breath got so awful it decided to find other ways of escaping the closed mouth. People with bad breath and closed mouths worldwide, STOP IT! UGH!

Pet Peeve #10: When someone’s breath smells early in the morning.

Bad breathe can make the most attractive people look awful. A person can have a fantastic job, nice car, flawless credit, no children, a house, and everything you ever wanted in a future mate. However, if they have bad breath, they might as well be homeless with a methamphetamine drug addiction. Bad breath is always a given deal breaker with anyone. It is unfortunate, but bad breath in the morning is even worst. I am not talking about when you just get up, but I am talking about when you get to work, church, on the morning bus ride or etc. I am always thinking, “Didn’t you just brush your teeth”? How does your breath rock if you just bushed your teeth before you came out? If you did not brush your teeth, who does that? You really came out in public without brushing your teeth?!? *SHIELDS* If you did brush, Dude! Your mouth is still rocking? Get that problem fixed. Stop coming out like that. STOP IT! Ugh!