O to the M to the G!!!!! I cringe whenever I see a sleeping security guard, and I immediately think, “I don’t feel safe”! I do not expect nor trust a security guard to perform the duties of a police officer; however, I do expect you to monitor your assigned territory. You cannot do that if you are sleep. In my Laurence Fishburne’s voice from School Daze “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP”!!!!!!!!! Every week at work we have a staff meeting and I always discuss our security measures. We have two security guards for two buildings. One security guard is always into her book and barely lifts her head while the other one is sleep. The crazy thing about the sleeping security guard is that he sleeps at the beginning of his shift. Are you serious? Dude, you just got here. Why are you knocked out when you have been on the clock for 10 minutes? I don’t feel safe at work!!! I need you guys to support this blog, so I can quit and go somewhere safe. If you find a sleeping security guard, take a picture and send it to their boss. We are taking a stand against sleeping security guards worldwide. After you take your picture get in their face and yell “STOP IT! UGH”!
Why Lord Why! I think the sad thing about this pet peeve is that this is not a new problem. For reason people from way back when think it is OK to have their super large belly hanging out. Not only is it an eyesore it is sooooooooo disgusting. If your stomach begins to take the shape of a 3D object, then it is not suitable for the public. If your stomach begins to hang over your pants, you really want to cover to your stomach. People with the big stomachs, you must pick and choose your battles carefully. Everything ain’t for everybody. Simple concept. People with big stomachs cannot show their stomachs like people can with flat stomachs. It is very close to too late to work a miracle for summer 2011, but you have time for summer 2012. Handle your business and come back in 2012 looking right. I say all of this out of love. PLLLEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE do not get a piercing in your belly, as well. To be honest, it will just get lost once your stomach folds. Don’t do it. Not a good look. Take my honest advice out of love and STOP IT! UGH! 
