Pet Peeve #59: Women who leave urine on the toilet seat.

Most times when women have to use the bathroom, they do not have time to play. It is a race against your bladder, which for some reason it becomes more active once you enter the bathroom. Since the early years of life, females learn two public bathroom methods: swat or cover the seat in toilet paper. Covering the seat works best for females who do a #2, have trouble with swatting or have bad knees. The swatting method works best when females are in a rush and have to do a #1. I do not have a problem with the covering of the seat method, but I do have a problem with females swatting with bad aim. Not only do they swat with bad aim, but also they leave urine on the entire seat. I cannot count on one hand how many times I ran in and out of bathroom stalls to find toilet seats filled with urine. How hard is it to wipe the seat with toilet paper once you are done peeing on the seat and not the toilet bowl? How do you sleep at night knowing you left a toilet seat full of your urine? I hope not well and to all those women who walk away knowing they sprinkled the toilet seat, Stop it! Ugh!

Pet Peeve #17: When people use the bathroom, only do a #1 and it smells.

Public bathrooms are always a mystery, because you never know what to expect. Opening the door to any public bathroom provides a risk. Things that can attack in a public bathroom come in three forms: invisible germs, unsightly waste and horrible smells. I am able to somewhat cope when the smell comes from someone doing a #2 to 10.5. I just do not understand how people can light up a bathroom by just doing a #1. I know what you are thinking. The smell is different which allows me to jump to the conclusion. To be honest, I think the smell is worst than a #2 to 10.5 smell, because it contains something extra that kills your lungs at the first smell of contact. I have been in some bathrooms where peeing on myself seemed like a better suggestion than staying in the bathroom and face possible death. What is going on with the hygiene of others? You should not have a #1 smell that is considered a deadly weapon. I need people with this foul smell to STOP IT! Ugh!